Ace & Gary - Circa 1976

In the mid 70s, DC Comics bought out Fawcett and gained control of their stable of characters. In their attempt to combat Marvel powerhouses like The Avengers, The Fantastic Four, and The Amazing Spider-Man, they added this crew to their line-up.

Yup. Mr. Scarlet and Pinky the Whiz Kid. Ambiguously gay my ass.

Blonde? Excited? Either Way, It's Funny.

Serena Williams Redefines "Elite Athlete"

Anyone watching the Australian Open Tennis Championships right now might be fooled into thinking that they are watching a club championship. Sposored by Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Serena Williams is HUGE. And her opponent (some mook named Pin from France) looks like Davenport used to. Beery. Both of these fat fucks are dragging their asses around the court like they are about to stroke-out. Kind of looks like men's doubles night at the German Club. Or me with a racquet in my hand and too-small shorts on my dimpled ass.

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