Buckeye Battle Cry!

There is joy in Mudville.

Watching college football is fun.

Watching an Ohio State game with a rabid Buckeye fan, is a whole different bucket of nuts.

Fixing the NHL

More George Parros.




Look at that 'stache!



He's like a cross between Ron Duguay and Slap Shot.

Gary Bettman, don't clean it up, dirty it down.

Port Huron, Yay!

Oh where would we be without internet forums? Where would all the dumb ideas come from? All the insipid points of view? Well, blogs I guess. But that is beside the point. Let's focus on this beauty about Port Huron:

"beautiful city! and while Sarnia is not the best to look at I still think it is interesting in a industrial sense and the wind usually blows into Canada so the pollution stays on their side..."

Awesome.

I present Port Huron, beautiful city:




Sarnia, interesting crap hole:



I think the overhead view of the Blue Water bridge really shows how unique and beautiful Port Huron is compared to the fetid stinkhole that is Sarnia.

Makeover? Hello?

Why is it that every video game journalist has to be either fat and bearded, or rail-thin and bearded?

Do these guys look like the editorial staff of a major video game and pop culture web site?

No, they look like townies, out to wash away the mental stains of a week's worth of manual servitude to the man.

Have some self respect guys. Sheesh.

KD? Rev? Any thoughts? Is this a journalist thing?

Bite Me Ireland!

Who is the 61st hottest head of state?

You know it, #61 Stephen Harper


#62? Mary McAleese President of Ireland. Nice try Lucky Charms, our Stevie has you beat.

But, I don't see how this guy
is #59. What a bullshit, political selection process. Everyone loves Turkmegurkestan, so of course he came in ahead of our Grade A Alberta Beef. Rip. Off.

Micecast! Fuck Yeah!

Shorter Greg McNaughten, co-host of MiceCast at 1:19:00:

"Hippies and lefty pussies who don't like hearing me talk about a racist, drug-addled gas bag during my edgy Disney podcast can go fuck themselves. And why can't these cowards tolerate a different, but equally valid point of view? Did I mention that I was in the Navy?"

Greg "Pretty Little Surrey" McNaughten, wondering why every Disney fan isn't as cool as him.

Buck Up Bucko

When things go horribly wrong at work, I like to turn my frowns upside down and get myself back on track. It's a simple trick once you know it.

1. Look at this picture.
2. Accept that while you are dumber than this sad sack, at least a recording of your fuck up isn't on the net.
3. Eat cheese.
4. Drink.
   

Problem solved!