Friday, June 22, 2012

Forget The Candy Man,

It's John Williams who can make a groovy lemon pie.



Reason 2765 why the prequels don't hold up; no cantina song.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

It's Like My Brain Has Been Stung by Bees

There is always a new layer of "bug-fuck crazy" to plumb. The new layer is always standing on the shoulders of the previous layer of bugfuckery, only upside down, in a race to the creamy, nougaty, bug fuck centre.

 The newest entry in the card catalogue of nutjobs on the internet is Saleem Siddiqui, a lawyer-mediator-mortgage consultant terrorism expert. Saleem, it seems, knows a lot about aliens, people ascending to the heavens, the transmission of life force through kissing, how to kiss a woman properly, and triangles. Lots and lots of fucking triangles.

 The crazy starts quick, so give it a minute. After that I recommend bouncing around. I guarantee that any random point will give you something crazy to chew on. Sure it's out of context, but after sitting through this, the context doesn't matter a whit.



Saleem does contend that kissing transmits "life force".

Ms. Warwick and I respectfully disagree.